spoonerisms.

2009

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turnback: trappinandfappin: (via stumbleine) soldier...
Dec 26th
oh and p.s.
Dec 26th
off to watch this guise. later<3. merry malcolm x-mas...
Dec 26th
OWNED.
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I”M HUNGRYYYYYY GUISEEE!111!!!11!1111!!!!!
Dec 26th
i go to hell now.
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happy birthday.
Dec 26th
oh. look at dem titties.
Dec 26th
lulz, cool shirt bro. i make t-shirts with sharpies too. ...
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not a bad album.
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gardenhead: (via nightwarrior) TIGUHHHHH STYLEEEEE!!! ...
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greyceli: menito: Ten great movie posters of the decade...
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Listen Listen
gardenhead: inpraiseofbacchus: “3 Libras” by A Perfect Circle (from the album “Mer de Noms”) ...
Dec 26th
Warch Watch
MIKA - Big Girl i can only laugh at you mika. only laugh. all the time.
Dec 26th
Warch Watch
The Stairsteps - Ooh Child
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on movies:

things my mom doesn’t mind seeing in movies: violence inaccuracy crime things my mom...
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bestillmysoul: thelovelybones: ...
Dec 25th
made one more, guise. last one. promise.
Dec 25th
made this for you guise, too. <3
Dec 25th
STRAIGHT FROM THE FAM, CUZ.
Dec 25th

bittenbysharks just kind've posts a lot...

thoughts?
Dec 25th

gotwisdom is kind've just full of...

thoughts?
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you kno?
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redsuspenders:
Dec 23rd
PEACE DOODZZZ.
Dec 23rd
hardass.
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stephaniechrist: mr-krabs: this is possible? i could...
Dec 23rd
gardenhead: bittenbysharks: listening to nml, guise. ...
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(via justwait)
Dec 23rd

i'm tired of this generation.

fail.
Dec 23rd
listening to nml, guise. and painting like a pro.
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(via redsuspenders) pretty relevant.
Dec 23rd
(via bendthelight) DAT ASS
Dec 23rd
mnstrtrksn: mr-krabs: fuckuniform: littlejames: ...
Dec 23rd

dear 15 year old girls of myspace,

still not interested. fuck off. lulz.
Dec 22nd
tastexthexfailure: Guess what made me laugh? :) i hope...
Dec 22nd
yeh.
Dec 22nd
Listen Listen
neon indian - deadbeat summer
Dec 22nd
Warch Watch
redsuspenders: redsuspenders: Neon Indian - 7000 (Reprise) ~_~ i could listen to this forever ...
Dec 22nd

bump up contrast, now it's art.

hypotheticalquestion: ^^ internet mentality lol don’t forget. add meaningful text or...
Dec 22nd
wut? =l
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(via likeneelyohara) SOMEONE IS A MOTHERFUCKING REBEL....
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for you guise with vision impairment, i’m sure you...
Dec 22nd
listening to the guess who. kind’ve to reflect my...
Dec 22nd
barock n’ roll obama.
Dec 22nd
redsuspenders: fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub: A white man walks into a bar and says to the black...
Dec 22nd
true story guise.
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is al gore a wizard? all he talks about...

Dec 22nd
(via redsuspenders)
Dec 22nd

jesus christ some of you people take...

stephaniechrist: worb: i now finally understand what god saw in sodom yeah i dont get people...
Dec 22nd

if kanye can steal the mic, is taylor...

brookeisfresh: (via heythereclaudia) haha, whaaaat? XD why people steal philosoraptor’s...
Dec 22nd

FORMSPRING.

serpentsbeneaththeirhoods: Just because you’re disgusted of your own apparently chubby body...
Dec 22nd
home from work.
Dec 22nd
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hot bittie.
Dec 21st
redsuspenders: one of my favorite things to do holy...
Dec 21st

oh man

brittany murphy died? R.I.P. hottiebittiewithtitties
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i'm still alive guys.

just got out of a blizzard though.
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Mac computers is gay, guys.

hypotheticalquestion: They gay. <3
Dec 18th
hypotheticalquestion: “ooooh, snap!” “oh no, he didn’t!”
Dec 18th
Cold War Kids announce next EP + release MP3
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Listen Listen
redsuspenders: audiojerks: Cold War Kids - Audience one of my favorite bands the Cold War Kids...
Dec 18th
OMG HAI GUISE how was everyone’s day?
Dec 18th
put some lame-ass meaningful text on this picture guise. ...
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it's complicated grosses me out.

photographyisart: EWWW granny porn (pukes papa johns pizza) hymendestroyer: jetfueleatsramen: ...
Dec 18th
itmakesyounormal: andtheycalleditrae: (via...
Dec 18th
fuckyeahladyboner: (via erinxgore)
Dec 18th
tiresome: lajames:makelovelikemagic:(via blua)  then...
Dec 17th
redsuspenders: here internet, i made this for you  this...
Dec 17th

oh anddddd

a book about dicks, fruits, and iCarly if at all possible.
Dec 17th
and lastly, this.
Dec 17th
and this.
Dec 17th
i want this for christmas.
Dec 17th

the day day so far :

hypotheticalquestion: bittenbysharks: woke up. laughed at funny pictures on the internet in...
Dec 17th

the day day so far :

woke up. laughed at funny pictures on the internet in my underwear. smoked on an empty stomach,...
Dec 17th

13353.) my mom thought i slashed my...

serpentsbeneaththeirhoods: (via blogsecret) that’s pretty gay. wristcutters are gay. if...
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throughthemeadow: i’m real real real excited for their new...
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arrested development = perfection in sitcom form
Dec 17th
dickhead.
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hey guys. just got a new girlfriend.^^^^ see. what do you...
Dec 16th

one day our school might even block my...

i’m kind’ve waiting on it.
Dec 16th

Batman

Me: awesome thing about having divorced parents and going home for christmas
Me: i'm literally about to put MOM and DAD on certain days on my gcal so i can count and make sure they are even
Me: sigh
Ted: At least you're not Batman.
Ted: Because then your parents would be dead.
Ted: Then again, you'd be Batman.
Dec 16th
hypotheticalquestion: i wish that i knew how to use dreamweaver because frontpage is entirely...
Dec 16th
njkrut: ericbenjamin: these look great!
Dec 16th
redsuspenders: togepi
Dec 16th

sometimes i'm a total asshole.

(infinite facepalm)
Dec 16th
“8====D”
— myself
Dec 16th

"i'm at my best when im at my worst."

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classic.
Dec 15th
ha.
Dec 15th
oh you guise. you think the subject of my blog is radical?...
Dec 15th
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you never make eyes at michelle, ever.
Dec 15th
inappropriate.
Dec 15th
real man.^^^
Dec 15th
lulz.
Dec 15th
hisssssssssssss. hissss.
Dec 15th
dragsnakesssssss. hisssssssss.
Dec 15th
sux dix. sux dix. sux dix. sux dix. sux dix. sux dix. ...
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redsuspenders: d00ma: why do so many people posts a...
Dec 15th
just changed my background.
Dec 15th
lulz. huh.
Dec 15th

Credit

tastexthexfailure: I bet you any money you’d be pissed too. So, stfu. i hope you took the photo....
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yeahsowhat: (via lordvoldem ort-) Omg best one. best one....
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lovelyybones: nalonyerffej: whattt!! no way.
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(via serpentsbeneaththeirhoods)
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njkrut: (via sophisticated-simplicities)
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ed hardy is for fagzzzzorzz.
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omgggggggggahhh. cool brobro.
Dec 15th
hypotheticalquestion: spooner, your computer’s fan is obnoxious. just saying.  i know (infinite...
Dec 15th
i smoke because only cool things would shoot someone. you...
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wizardofahhhs: (via vermeerlove) “i’m...
Dec 15th

i bought "the hangover" before school...

i say. idgaf. i know what i’m doing after class. “his name is tyler.” (cough)...
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salutationsearthlings: (via elysah)
Dec 15th

yeh, brobro?

Jared: man i cut my dick off and its bleeding pretty bad should i do anything?????
Me: uhm, get out ur genesis and play street fighter 2.
Jared: ohhhhhh, for the awesomenesss????
i see.
awsomenesss clots blood.
Me: yeh one time i cut my finger off and just listened to a celine dion album and everything was cool again.
Dec 15th
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huh?
Dec 15th

i'm tryin' to cut in the movies. i'm...

Dec 15th

i need to lose some weight

gardenhead: people are probably going to start asking me to do the truffle shuffle soon… lulz...
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sufferbus: jocelynseip: (notulysses) Definition of...
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evabraun: omnomnom. want in muh bed. agreed. hope she...
Dec 15th

i think guys wearing cardigans/sweaters...

justwait: we-allreap: bumblebee12: mallorygrace: infinitebutterflies: eemmaa: (via...
Dec 15th
Warch Watch
The Go! Team - Ladyflash
Dec 15th
openlungs: I’m questioning everything right now. that’s dangerous thinking ladyfriend.
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Listen Listen
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead
Dec 15th
in 6 more minutes this will be available to me. FUCK YEAH. ...
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pekingduck: I LIKE NON-ASIAN GUYS, BUT DON’T TELL MY...
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16 year-olds are watching Fox News.

growingup: Faux News. Fucking Fox News. Oh my god. I just. I’m going to throw up everywhere. ...
Dec 15th
tits you say?
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you’re RAD brobro.
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oh.
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VAMPIRES SPARKLE, DUH! VAMPIRES SPARKLE, DUH! VAMPIRES SPARKLE, DUH! VAMPIRES SPARKLE, DUH! ...
Dec 14th

wearing a comfortable sweater 2 days in...

Dec 14th
photographyisart: hahahhaha i <3 patrick!!! booo...
Dec 14th

you guys wanna know a secret?

i would totally fuck kristen stewart. i know. i know.
Dec 14th
i wish “the hangover” was out on DVD already....
Dec 14th
urveryownwes: annadelaneywood: fuckyeahbriana: haha...
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bagelbites: bittenbysharks: pps: BALLZBALLZBALLZ y u...
Dec 14th
pps: BALLZBALLZBALLZ
Dec 14th
ps: wish my dope-ass zombie plugs could be seen.
Dec 14th
look at my faggoty self-cut haircut.
Dec 14th
lulz.
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true story about “pokemon: yellow”
Dec 14th

no i don't like feelings cause feelings...

Dec 14th

i can't have sex with your personality...

so why you sharing all this information with me???
Dec 14th
it’s all you brobro.
Dec 14th
(via serpentsbeneaththeirhoods) i’d let her play my...
Dec 14th

ever miss some stupid bittie?

me either brobro. high 5.
Dec 14th
(via justwait) <3
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wut?
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so.....just cut my own hair.

prettty sure i fucking failed. lulz.
Dec 14th
(via omg-olivia) motherfuckingcutekittyinstareblog.
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my feelings on purchasing another hot-dog from mall during...
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Everyone I follow just posts about...

nightwarrior: Just stop. I get it, really, I do. We ALL get it. heroin. heroin. heroin.
Dec 14th
idk guise, tell me a story?
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reblog if i need a new camera so i can...

fuckyeahunicornsandhitler: bittenbysharks: fuckyeahunicornsandhitler: and take pictures of...
Dec 14th

SPOONER.

omg-olivia: I’ll take the first one of those two. THAAAANKSSS omg we still needs fine winez and...
Dec 14th

reblog if i need a new camera so i can...

fuckyeahunicornsandhitler: and take pictures of stuff like sticks IM AN ARTIST loljk plz buy me...
Dec 14th

why you guise always sad?

you need this: or this:
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counterfeitredhead: ...
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(via vasiliosnoice) walk on the wild side ftw.
Dec 13th
jess-sukka: i soooo will build this.
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Listen Listen
Japandroids - Sovereignty night, guise.
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urveryownwes: my philosophy :]
Dec 13th
dat precious ass gurl.
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what a dumb oblivious 8th grade whore.
Dec 13th
backwoodsbohemia: that’ll teach em lulzlulz.
Dec 12th
(via redsuspenders)
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(via redsuspenders) GENESIS FTW. GENESIS FTW. GENESIS...
Dec 12th

do people really like "joy division" or...

no, reallly. lulz. i see that lyric about 394928423 times a day, and everyone forgets to put...
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he means business.
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how to tell if your gay:

willowphoto: bittenbysharks: do you like or listen to rammstein? yes = you gay. no = you not...
Dec 12th
gardenhead: bittenbysharks: he’s a cat. so what? human...
Dec 12th

how to tell if you're gay:

do you like or listen to rammstein? yes = you gay. no = you not gay, none.
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Listen Listen
The Jesus & Mary Chain - Some Candy Talking night, guise.
Dec 12th
he’s a cat. so what? human kid is a faggot.
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tell me ONE thing you guys wanna do?
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lulz. terrible taste.
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Stop trying to sex-t me !

(via justwait) so you don’t want to have a threesome with me and my friend’s donkey,...
Dec 11th
that’s what she said.
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stillboredspring

redsuspenders: http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e171/CaptainHoof/1260407146895.jpg seen’t it i...
Dec 11th
openlungs: I am freezing my ass off. how you gonna take poop times?
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Listen Listen
justwait: acquired-minds: Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Zooey Deschanel & Leon Redbone From...
Dec 11th
this is what surrealist art looks like? yes.
Dec 11th
saw this. found out it was fake. RAGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!...
Dec 11th
only george bush picture still relevant.
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fuck.
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serpentsbeneaththeirhoods: samejeans: Captain black...
Dec 11th
just because i love you redsuspenders, bro.
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what are you doing, guise?
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